mouse and weens

part comedy, part life. A podcast.


Episode 59 - Fourteen is a Rollercoaster
We recorded most of this episode while spending a day at the Southern California amusement park Knott’s Berry Farm with Mouse’s 14-year-old and his buddy. Hear our interview with them about video games, restrictions, thoughts on bullying in high school, and what might be going on in the mind of a school shooter. They break down current rap styles and rappers for Weens as she lists off her favorites from the 90’s. And even though we are forgetful and say words like brawn and gams, we were pleasantly surprised that these sweet kids wanted to hang out with us! Mouse tells a story about high school football and marching band, and we jump into our theme park memories of boy crushes. Weens – what a heartbreaker!
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Song credit: “Punch Drunk Weens” by Dan Mahoney and Julianne Eggold
Podcast Promo: Movie Drone Podcast


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Episode 58 – Mouse Doggy Dog You Need a Jobby Job
Weens talks work on Warner Brothers hit show The Rookie and Mouse discusses writing her garden book. How do you reset goals and hit new writing deadlines? We get talking about first jobs as Mouse’s son starts to save up money. Guess who was the babysitter, camp counselor, telemarketer, candy shop girl, frozen yogurt jerk, urgent care receptionist, and bowling alley waitress?  It wasn’t all work either with motorcycle rides, whipped cream huffs, office looting, bomb threats to Treasure Island, and lying about lobsters. We sidetrack to discuss Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and agree that the Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt characters, and the Manson Ranch scene, is scarily reminiscent of a strange summer in our childhood during which our dad trained to be a stuntman at the artist colony Zorthian Ranch, full of nude models and pig pens. Hear a list of friends and listeners first jobs and enjoy this weird little trip down memory lane.
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Song credit: “Jolene Mouse and Weens” by Dan Mahoney and Julianne Eggold
Podcast Promo: Ready to be Petty


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Episode 57 – Driving Miss Weenie
On location in LA, we watch Weens close down from the previous day’s shoot of the ABC cop show The Rookie. This is our first video call, so you can see this episode on YouTube also! We hear highlights and lowlights from Mouse’s Puerto Vallarta vacation, pros and cons of The Real Housewives, our TV watching differences, and Joelle’s gripes about working from home and finding balance without mom guilt. Hear a coworker’s interview and his star stories about John Ritter, Clint Eastwood, and Angelina Jolie. Which one swore like a sailor? Weens details her latest dating adventure and we try to figure out what this particular guy was thinking. And hear the dramatic conclusion to the meditation light lady because we know you’re waiting on the edge of your seats! Go for a fun ride down Hollywood Blvd to see what it’s like to ride shotgun with Julianne. Always a good time!
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Song credit: “Dr. Dan’s Funky Groove” by Dan Mahoney and Julianne Eggold
Podcast Promo: BSP: Believer Skeptic Podcast


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Episode 56 – Cowboy Denny
Hear what happens when we Southern California liberal girls have brunch with our stepdad Cowboy Denny, a born and bred Idaho guy. He married our mom 24 years ago and is quite the conservative gentleman with many opinions! A skier and horseman in the 70’s at the Sundance resort, Denny became friends with Robert Redford and Paul Newman, so we hear a few gold nugget stories. Get out your notepad to hear his How I Met Your Mother story, how to be a real man, and a rancher’s thoughts on knives, guns, and paper straws.
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Song credit: “Cowboy D Big Winner Roper” by Julianne Eggold
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Episode 55 – Mean Girls
We have encountered undermining women lately and try to get to the bottom of it. Mouse and Weens dig into some evolutionary biology - caveman theories - and we look at young girl groups to understand early mean girl behavior. Why are some women hurtful to each other in the workplace? How do you deal with anger, jealousy, resentment, and sabotage? What can women do to remedy the situation? Hear about both Joelle’s and Julianne’s current mean girl situations, after we play catch up talking kids, cord and screen drama, a Hulk Hogan archery master, whether our dad was the Golden State Killer, and reminiscing about a cute crush boy. Then take a 60’s music trivia quiz with us! The big picture here is to learn about female dynamics and how to improve future situations and relationships with other women.
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Podcast Promos: The Cult of Domesticity and Ignorance Was Bliss
Song credit: “She’s A Mean Girl” by Dan Mahoney and Julianne Eggold


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Episode 54 - Singing Wiener and First Kisses
Weens birthed an album of love songs! We talk about her LA performance at an Art of Freelance showcase and the how and why behind pushing out this 12-song love child. Hear her album at Then we hear some sound bytes from one of her biggest fans and friends, Don Adams, who we find out also has a slight crush on our mom! He tells the story of reading a page out of Julianne's girlhood diary, which gets us talking about journals and diaries we had as kids. We realize now how overly dramatic we were in writing them. Mouse kept hers but wrote in code as she got older, especially for milestones like her first kiss. Hear how Joelle's first kiss went down at Christian summer camp during a nature walk, and what Weens remembers about her first kisses. Then we scratch the surface on mean girls as we begin to do some in depth research for our next episode. Please write or call in if you have any mean girl stories or advice! We need it! 858-206-9971 or | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Song credit: “Met A Man” by Julianne Eggold


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Episode 53 - Super Secret Bonus Episode
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Episode 52 – Sister Fight
Here we go! Weens cannonballs into town to talk about the latest news, Mouse recalls her recent dental panic attack, Weens announces her hiatus from working on a TV job is coming to a close, and lets us in on projects she's doing and a standup class she's taking! She even tells a joke. Wait for it. Then we go mano a mano on our topic: sister fights! We relive some of our biggest sister fight memories and rehash what actually went down. Who punched first? What got stolen? Hairpulling, door locks, and jealousy, oh my! We get into sibling rivalry, growing up, and what it's like for Mouse with kids of her own dealing with this. How do you make kids get along? What are some tips on apologizing? As an adult, how do you get along with a sibling now? We're not experts, but we feel lucky that we have a good relationship and share a little bit about it. Hope you enjoy this episode! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Song credit: “You’re My Sister” by Julianne Eggold


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Episode 51 - Super Secret Bonus Episode
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Episode 50 - Chris Fairbanks, Wayne Federman, Chris Taylor on Standup!
We chat with LA comics and podcasters Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need A Ride?) and Wayne Federman (The History of Standup), about nerves on stage, biggest fears, dating, the Adam Sandler special, and hygge home decor. Hear about The Virgin Sacrifice show at Westside Comedy Theater hosted by Nicole Blaine with comedians Lachlan Patterson, Barry Rothbart, Laurie Kilmartin, and Bryan Callen. And we talk to The Virgin himself, friend and cameraman Chris Taylor, to hear what it was like to go up for the first time. Weens is open to trying standup herself and other vulnerable experiences, like getting back into acting, doing more creative collaborative projects, and even speed dating! Life is to be lived without fear and to connect in true relationships with others, so with that in mind, enjoy Mouse’s most awkward matchmaking moment ever, and our little Mother’s Day ditty to our sweet mom. Hooray! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Song credit: "Mama We Love You" by Julianne Eggold and Joelle Eggold Koh

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Episode 49 - Survival of the Flattest
Dig in to Weens' stories from movie sets including Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Kristen Stewart and good ol Gary Busey. Mouse's husband gets into a minor altercation at a reggae concert, we talk about childhood music memories, learn about the talented Dan Mahoney aka "Guitar Dan", and hear some of the Mouse and Weens theme jam sessions. Mouse talks about the school garden, kids nutrition, gardening and science, seed saving, and volunteering. Plus we discuss tweens, teens, and family rules regarding screen time and the ongoing parental worry about internet porn. Please tune in and join us in a day in the life of Mouse and Weens! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Song credits: Julianne Eggold and Dan Mahoney

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Episode 48 - Q-Tip Bill and his Hollywood Memoirs
You are about to meet Bill Fuqua, a friend of Julianne’s from the mean streets of Hollywood. Hear his stories growing up in the same neighborhood as stars and songsters, from yesteryear to today, his daily view of Commissioner Gordon, and how close he got to the infamous Manson family and the murder scene of The Black Dahlia. What do Hollywood High, dancing peanuts, and The Gong Show have in common? Bill! How about King Louis XIV, coffee shops, and Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, and Stevie Nicks bandmates? Bill! We get hair and fashion tips and find out how he stands out in a crowd with his Wow Factor, plus share some of our own family memories with him while recording in Weens cozy but lo-fi living room. We learn about his wife strife and then get wooed by his rendition of the Mouse and Weens theme song. Enjoy this episode with our friend Bill! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Podcast Promo: The He Said, She Said Podcast
Song credit: “Mouse and Weens Put Together” by Bill Fuqua and Julianne Eggold

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Episode 47 – No Lo Siento
Weens wrapped ABC's hit show The Rookie and is going to fill her hiatus with creative endeavors Myers-Briggs style, even though it’s possible that Jung and Freud were full of BS. Weens is searching for her main gig, isn’t sure about being on stage, but loves improv and recalls watching Upright Citizens Brigade in New York for the first time. She took some UCB classes in LA, and then challenges Mouse on her comedy and improv skills. Mouse gets nervy when she lectures to gardeners, but she commands a room when it’s about sexual health. Go figure. Hear the exercise we both do on being an expert and see if you feel the fraud and imposter syndrome creeping in. We segue to hear about Mouse’s recent colonoscopy and get the play by play on what to expect under twilight anesthesia when you basically get roofied with fentanyl. Then take a delightful Jeep ride down memory lane, Dickens style, as Weens recounts caring for Mouse after oral surgery and why she still might be on America’s Most Wanted list.s. | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Shout outs: comedian Emma Willmann and to podcasts Do You Need A Ride?, Inside the Closet, Secret Keepers Club, The Taylor Strecker Show, and to everyone listening!
Song credit: “The Mouse and Weens Thank You Song” by Julianne Eggold and Joelle Kohn

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Episode 46 – Ding Dong, Hi Mom. It’s Not a Doorknocker.
Part 2 of 2. Mouse talks about a neighborhood sex toy party and wonders how to confront her housekeeper who keeps stealing her vibrators, while our mom guest stars in the story of Julianne’s missing ding dong. Weens goes into detail about said dildo revealing the REAL story, and explains why you shouldn’t mix Atavan, dating, and sex toy shopping. Learn about the amazing German Australian purse lifting musician, and feel good knowing that you now know way too much about Mouse and Weens. | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Ko-Fi
Song credit: “The Penis Song” by Julianne Eggold

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Episode 45 - Paw Paws and Bloody Shows
This is a Part 1 of 2 in our marathon catch-up session. Weens met a boy and is now deep into a texting relationship. We try to figure out the meaning of each back and forth. Is he avoiding some answers? Does he have someone else in the mix? Or was he turned off by the suave texting that Weens was throwing his way? He might just be a disappearing prick, so of course we discuss this in way too much detail. See what Ohio, paw paws, karaoke, and Phish all have in common. Then we get into some bloody sexy girl talk, and hear about life on the set of the hit show The Rookie as it wrapped up filming. Part 2 to follow! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter
Promo: A Non Mom Happy Hour
Song credit: “Mouse of the Rising Sun” by Julianne Eggold and Dan Mahoney

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Episode 44 - Interview: Craig Abell Champion
Meet Craig Abell Champion, an amazing photographer, writer, director, multimedia and design artist, and a wonderfully kind soul. He is a friend of Julianne’s and tells us inside stories of life in the art, music, skateboard, and snowboard scene of the 90’s, sharing stories with Weens about Smashing Pumpkins and Chicago musicians, his movie Cornland, and his work with Burton snowboards. Craig’s photography and design work with Girl Skateboards speaks for itself, earning much press in the skate industry. He is also an open book when it comes to talking about mental illness and his diagnosis with bipolar disorder and mixed mania depression. Hear his description of ECT, electroconvulsive therapy, as a life saving treatment for his treatment resistant and quick cycling bipolar. This fun, creative, fascinating friend is an advocate for shedding light on mental illness and hopes that people continually talk about it and seek their optimal treatment. We love Craig’s transparency and positivity and hope you do too!
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Promo: NRI Woman
Song credit: “Who’s Craig” by Julianne Eggold

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Episode 43 - Love Stories
How I met your father! Mouse tells the story of how she and hubby Dave got together. It was a bumpy ride but could be made into a rom com screenplay. Our mom gives us her country line dancing romance with Cowboy Denny and we get some nuggets of love advice on Valentine’s Day. And Weens shares a hilarious story about a foolproof way that she met some guys, one of whom is still her friend who has no idea that he was part of an experiment!
We also collected love stories from our podcasting friends at Deconstructing Damsels, #NoOffense, Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked, We Do Stuff, Hugo’s Posts, My Worst Date, The LitFlix Podcast, One Star Bazaar, Her American Story, and You Watch, I Listen.
Through it all, loving yourself is the greatest love of all. Apologies for the horrible karaoke. | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter
Promo: Deconstructing Damsels

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Episode 42 - The Grass is Greener, Wiener!
It’s Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in Southern California! As we catch up on mom life and work life, we realize we want to switch roles a la Freaky Friday. Weens wants the excitement of kids, and Mouse wants a vacation from all the juggling. We discuss the transition from stay at home mom to getting back into the work force, finding purpose in your job, both paid and volunteer, and how to draw the line between the giving of and charging for your time. Mouse struggles with drawing the line on social media on her phone in front of the kids too and Weens explains simplifying her life. We get sidetracked by Bert and Ernie, Carol Channing, and then reminisce about our boobies first growing, first tampons, and our PE teacher/actor dad playing sports with us after school while rehearsing scenes. Again, another Henson sidetrack gets us talking about Sesame Street and exposure to races and nationalities growing up in predominantly white suburbs. We end hearing a very spiritual dream that Mouse had about the afterlife, a possible message from dad, and a utopian society which reminds Weens of an Albert Brooks movie and some near-death experiences she has studied. Alan Alda also pops in at the end to give sage advice. We hope you enjoy this funny but serious, light but meaningful episode! | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter
Promo: The Rise of King Asilas
Song Credit: "Ernie and Bert" by Julianne Eggold

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Episode 41 – Cowtalk with Mom, Balancing Type A
Mom’s in town and she’s busy! We hear about how she moved from Idaho to California for a few months, a dog and cat’s awkward first date, and projects she’s working on. She shares stories about a trick roper, seeing the hand of God, and Weens pulls some cowtalk out of her. Then we get into Type A Personality talk. Are you Type A like Mouse and Mom? Why are they this way? What is it like for Weens to be around them? We have 5 steps for you to balance out your Type-A-ness if you so dare. Take a listen and join the family!
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Promo: Comics In Motion
Song Credit: Columbus Stockade Blues cover by Joyce Carter

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Episode 40 - Should I Stay or Should I Zo

Kids and Piano: we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities. In Joelle’s case, two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons. We interview their music teacher, guitarist and pianist Zo Shah, for his insight and advice for parents. Hear about our musical background and advice from friends, and how to properly pronounce ukulele! We also chat about the Netflix show Tidying Up With Marie Kondo, donating dresses to Cinderella’s Attic, the Myers-Briggs personality test, strange sensory seeking behaviors, and whether Weens should throw her own self wedding!
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Promo: The Thirst Podcast
Song Credit: Game of Thrones Main Theme by Zo Shah | Facebook | Instagram | YouTube
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Episode 39 - Worst Dates

Our holiday catch-up includes Idaho, Cowboy Denny, sledding, sleighs, elk and parties. We also get into the LA scene, and the difference between there and the San Diego suburbs. By the way, we are making Weens’ New Year’s Resolution to promote herself! On the horizon are February events with the Bad At Love Podcast co-host Tamu, and another event by our podcast pals at My Worst Date Podcast. Speaking of worst dates, hear Mouse’s near-pee experience with a cute surfer boy, and Weens’ night with a lab coat wearing bone scientist. We move into the car as we go on a San Diego tour and chat with our friend, Bachata Jen. She gives us the skinny on the New York dating scene, both with online guys and with movers, and has some great stories and perspectives.
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Promo: My Worst Date podcast
Song credit: “Go Find A Dish” by Julianne Eggold.

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Episode 38 - Fruity Flamenco
Flamenco is back with a fruit-laden poem for Weens! This time, we sit the poetic musician down to explain himself and we find him rather endearing. We also hear the details of the three different Adam Sandler experiences Weens had and why he is her love barometer. There is some zoo, condor, and monarch butterfly talk, and even some lovely karaoke sprinkled in. Join us in this fun episode and please write in with your favorite duet costume couple idea! Please be sure to subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts. Promo: Boobies and Noobies podcast. Song credit: David Holguin

Episode 37 - Roommates
What do mice in the night, chore shirking sorority girls, schizophrenic lesbians, droopy Hungarians, and sweater thieves all have in common? They were our roommates! Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive outbursts, and we talk about our parents fighting and their divorce. Weens sets her sights on woodchoppers and guys who keep their cars moderately clean, and ball talk reminds Mouse of her possum prune story. Promo: Varmints! podcast Thank you to all of our friends who listen and we hope that you spread the word about our podcast. You can anonymously write to us on our contact form at Song credit “World, I’m Jack” written by Julianne Eggold and performed by Bobby Garafolo.

Episode 36 - Crushes
What makes a crush? The emotions, chemistry, psychology and crush stories discussed! Mouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have fun discussing old flames and celebrities. Find out what happens when you look up a grade school crush and hear some insider celebrity talk sprinkled in too. We tack birthday wish recordings for Weens at the end of this episode of friends and family. See if you can find the celebrity voice! Make sure to subscribe to Mouse and Weens, and listen to fellow podcasts Varmints! The Lazy Teacher, Bad At Love, You Watch I Listen, More Gooder Than, and Dare Daniel.

Episode 35 - Andrew Piccone
Our good friend from high school, Andrew Piccone, came by with lots of insight about the Eggold sisters. He owns Wander Mouse Films, shooting projects for Snoop Dogg, Disney, Shepard Fairey and MC5. We all reminisce about growing up in suburbia, our old film projects, and the crap we used to get into, and then dissect our guy-girl friend relationship. Weens gets mad at us for leaving her out, but now he and Weens hang out, going to movies like Bodied, the battle rap movie produced by Eminem. We land on weed talk, movie ideas while high, and pot paranoia. Weens tells a cringeworthy butt-dial story, and we get into November birthdays, Scorpios, and love lives. We had so much fun with Andrew, our Joseph Fiennes lookalike. This one is a loller! Amazing beautiful song credit: “Fly Away” by Julianne Eggold.

Episode 34 - The Séance (lo-fi)
Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a séance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom's parents came through, and dad came through for Weens, Mom also tells our birth stories - Weens was gigantic and Mouse was a slip of the IUD. And we share stories of mopeds and mom cock-blocking our potential boy make out sessions! (We had some technical difficulties so the audio is rough in this three-way call, but bear with us)

Episode 33 - Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!
We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary stuff, just like the ghost stories we gathered from our friends and coworkers. The spooky experiences were from friends living in houses where spirits still resided, and from employees at the haunted MacArthur Park Towers who dealt with many of the residents dying. Hear about a little hooded boy, an angry rose-lover locking doors, a suicide ex giving a kiss, the man in the yellow jacket, the Virginia horseman, Teddy Ruxpin coming to life, and an out-of-body fisticuffs. Call us if you know more about spirits or if you have ghost stories to share! (858) 215-6897

Episode 32 - She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting and Murder
Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit about our up and coming famous cousin, Ryan Eggold, on NBC’s New Amsterdam, which launches us into childhood memories and adventures – spying, trapping the neighborhood boy with lipstick and Brut, booger boy, classroom crushes gone wrong, and reunions. Weens explains her New York acting experience and recounts a murder right outside her house. We end on varmints, stories about them and a shoutout to the Varmints! podcast! Song credit: “Rainy Sunday” by Weens aka Julianne Eggold.

Episode 31 - Coming Out and Jealousy

Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, but having a secret is not fun and is causing stress. Most parents in suburbia have secrets and dumb past lives. Just look at Brett Kavanaugh, our favorite douchebag jock turd. Weens wants to stick all the douches on an island together with lube, brewskis, and a football. But Mouse's idea is to start a fruit porn industry, to give men safe places to stick their wieners. Melons and pumpkins don't mind being objectified and groped! We switch gears and discuss a listener's question about a jealous girlfriend breaking up with him over seeing a photo that he couldn't explain. Jealousy is a tough emotion and we share our stories, both in our relationships and in our careers. Mouse tells the story about when she knew she couldn't be a doctor, and Weens' coworker Jackson DeFreest from The Rookie defines envy vs jealousy. We talk about promoting other entertainers but having the tendency to self-promote instead and hold onto our one nut. On that nut, please leave us a good review on iTunes! Nina Simone cover song credit: Jesse Biggio and Jackson DeFreest "Feelin Good".

Episode 30 - Interview Weens On The Job
We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie. She gets talking about the creative process, her writing, other projects, and where she wants to go in her career. We hope you have fun learning more about Weens! See the accompanying Warner Bros backlot tour video on our YouTube channel. Song credit: “The Cage Song” by Weens.

Episode 29 - The Lazy Teacher Podcast Episode Swap
We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend - Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast - in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, parents vs teachers, school gardens, kids’ nutrition, and all sorts of goofy, giant topics. Enjoy this fun one and please be sure to follow The Lazy Teacher Podcast for Brian’s insight into education, parenting, passion, and life! He’s a good egg! Song credit: “Giant Friends” by Weens.

Episode 28 - Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don't take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a deal breaker if the guy wears a sweater with shorts? We have some stories to share! We also get into yoga, meditation, spelunking, and couples’ karaoke. These hard-hitting topics and more! Please rate and review, and feel free to support Weens' new underwear campaign on Song credit: "My Man" by Weens.

Episode 27 - Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

Mouse explains her family's Jewish side - the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and helicopter parenting might be to blame. Free range parenting is getting pushback in Mouse's community probably because of the past small town murders. We talk crime and burglaries, and Weens tells her stolen bike story, ending with a flurry of 80's George confusion!  We remember a family camping trip and get into why men on our dad's side are solitary - artsy Grizzly Adams or anxiety? Weens tells another hilarious work story, we do some car talk, and get into shame cleaning. Mouse knows new moms are notorious for this! Mouse is balancing her mini midlife crisis needing to go out and party, with working in the school garden, and we give props to all the teachers out there taking care of our kids. (Shout out to The Lazy Teacher Podcast!) Please tell your friends about us. We would love some word of mouth support! 
Music credit: Balzoo by Weens

Episode 26 - Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding
Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression? We discuss Hollywood and whether its sordid reputation is deserved. Mouse’s wine kicks in and after a smoky laughing jag, take a guess who is Merle Haggard and who is Sideshow Bob. Weens runs into Craig Robinson on the set of Dolemite Is My Name and she explains their connection through music. We talk about women getting stuck in awkward overnight situations and playing possum. Mouse laments the Summer of Fortnite but finds some balance with her latest project with the kids – filming a homemade cop movie! And we report that Mouse’s daughter is still obsessed with The Greatest Showman. We delve into cleavage and boobs, which somehow leads to a White Grandpa Rap. Our relationships with our grandparents is brought up, as is nose-picking, Neti Pots, and other gross body issues. Nipples are a part of the body, Weens wonders if it was a turn-on to breastfeed, and Mouse explains what it feels like. We talk nursing, breast milk, formula, feeding, and sleeping. Hear the hit song Hot Milk by Weens as Mouse rationalizes feeding choices and light sleeping habits. We close it out with some sick laughter that may or may not have created a small tinkle in Mouse’s undies.

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Episode 25 - Trader Joe's Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In
More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens' house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, camera crews, journalists, cops, SWAT, and the mayor, and laments our detachment watching real life situations unfold on screen. Mouse wonders if it felt like Weens was at work, on the set of a cop show. But the reality and the thought of these victims having PTSD from this tragedy gets us talking about trauma. We discuss therapy, body image issues, and bikinis on the beach. Why do women worry about bodies so much and men tend not to? Mouse gets into her caveman theories and how they relate to diet (are we evolving to be vegetarians?), dating, and mean girls. Is it evolution that has brought about gender and sexuality differences? Will we see women in power as we witness more marches and the fight for salary equality? Is this the cycling of history as at the turn of the century and again in the 60's? Mouse talks about Sheryl Sandberg's book "Lean In" and how she's trying to apply it to raise a strong daughter. We talk about siblings and their role in families - first born, middle child, and the baby. What were Mouse and Weens like as little kids and why? And then we close it out by realizing that Weens, a boiling frog, needs a well-aerated plug! 

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Episode 24 - Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata There is a heat wave. Is global warming really a hoax? Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and mom’s Lawrence of Arabia search with her friend Blake. We discuss whether men and women can truly be platonic friends, or are the scales of attraction are always tipped one way or another. What do you think? We then get into inside joke talk and you’ll hear about “Popcorn Balls”. Speaking of balls, we have many ball questions – How do they sit? For a visual, Mouse suggests the first episode of the Sarah Silverman show “I Love You, America”, complete with nudists and full frontal, breaking down the barriers of our hangup with bodies.  Do guys adjust balls or penis? Which filmmaker explained to Weens and a famous puppeteer what bat wings are? Naturally, testicle Q and A transitions into parenting and who between Mouse and her husband is the rule enforcer during the long summer. One is the good cop, and one is the bad cop. We talk about the Mr. Rogers documentary movie “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?”. Weens gives her review, talks about the rare scene she witnessed in the movie theater, and we get into the lessons learned. Lastly, Weens interviews her childhood friend Jennifer who is visiting her in LA. Jen gets onto the subject of her favorite latin dance from the Dominican Republic, the Bachata, and we learn what it means with its moves, lyrics, and style, even “hearing” it danced!  We hope you enjoy! Please consider supporting by buying us a coffee at

Episode 23 - Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens This one is a favorite! We're back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. Warning: if you're squeamish about pool attack iguanas or ticks, skip this part. Mouse gets CoolSculpting done on her belly and gets into her feelings on body image, curves, self care, diet and exercise. Hear the whole description of how this fat tummy blasting works and visit our Facebook Group Mouse and Weens to see the behind the scenes stomach at the medical spa. Write in with your self care thoughts! Yanni pops up to add to our conversation about car washes, massage, saxophone vs pan flute, and Kenny G. And the sisters reminisce about roller skating, the 80's, boys with feathered hair, Steve Perry, white jeans, Ralph Macchio, Bruce Willis, and Mouse's celebrity sighting of the hot Karate Kid villain William Zabka in the eighties. Don't miss this episode. It will tickle your upper upper lip!

Episode 22 – Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone, Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step
Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore, the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone. You will hear one of LA's most creative, talented, and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today. He talks about how he got into the spirit of David Bowie on tour and we hear from his stylist Michelle Harper on costuming. Dr. Madd Vibe gives his feelings on racism and politics, but mostly gets down and dirty with his corned beef! Hear all of his upcoming musical projects and tours with Brand New Step, Fishbone, Dr. Madd Vibe and the Missin Links, and the Celebrating David Bowie world tour. This is one of music's great original artists. Don't miss it!

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Episode 21 - Sex Ed in Schools
Puberty, BO and penis, oh my! Mouse's kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say. The twelve year old also talks about a transgender student ad Mouse relates community concerns. We recall our own sex ed schooling and compare memories and PMS patterns. Join in to discuss parent porn fears and how you learned where babies come from. "Scoop On The Penis" outro music by Weens. Scrote, Spring Fever, 7th grade, seventh grade, 5th grade, fifth grade, 1st grade, first grade, school, summer, booklet, sexual education, health class, hygiene, controversy, controversial, control, parental, tools, information, protect, curious, curiosity, tech, protection, technology, scrambled porn, channel, pornography, access, firewall, controls, safeware, software, v chip, v-chip, vchip, block, body changing, review, watch, video, ready, internet , learning, IT, I.T., smell, stink, body odor, parents, psychologist, psychologists, brain, ready, condom, condoms, baby, babies, abortion, mutual masturbation, difficult, ruin, stash of Playboys, creek, Playboy, magazines, question fishbowl, principal, parent teacher conference, vice principal, scenario, rehab, desensitized, girlfriends, IRL, real life, eleven, 11 year old son, health talk, penises, balls, scrotum, swag bag, deodorant, testicles, perspiration, cleats, hormones, testosterone, tampon, period, instruction, embarrassed, embarrassing, string, uncomfortable, memory, memories, split the class up, pamphlets, menstruation, uterus, fallopian tubes, humping, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret, Judy Blume, cardboard applicator, vagina, cotton string, hangs out, emotions, PMS, calendar, fights, emotional, dismal, what have I done with my life, depression, hermit, cry, watch movies, nseostalgia, nostalgic, mystery, accomplished, deep thoughts, dark, worry, worrying, bad mom, weird path, to do list, sorry, eliminate sorries, human reproduction, boys, girls, question box, reproductive system, homosexual, do you have questions, girls, high school, crush, suicide, kill themselves, transgender, identify as a girl, friends, groups, hang out, hangout, cool people, jock, gossip, sexual activity, teens, taught, armpits, armpit, Knott's Berry Farm, human reproductive, lesson plan, book, booklet, breaking news, celebrating david bowie, south America, october

Episode 20 – David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini
Meet Weens colleague and friend Angelo “Scrote” Bundini. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour, as well as an inspirational musician and human being. We learn the story of how this celebratory tour came to be, and Scrote shares stories about David Bowie and what he learned about this legendary icon along the way. This is a special interview for Bowie fans and music history buffs, but is also a reminder to all of us to act on what is meaningful, to collaborate, and to persevere through the negative in order to bring positive changes to others. Enjoy our special edition and please reach out with questions and comments to us at and follow the Celebrating David Bowie world tour.

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Episode 19 – Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story​ We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad. Sleep positions come up, which logically leads right into misspellings and grammar. Weens divulges her latest love life status and tells some amazing online dating stories, the favorite being Gun Trunk! Mouse gets into her dating history and recalls the glam rock 90s. Then we hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers story of Mouse getting a gun held to her head, which is not a funny story. We talk about feminism, self defense, and teaching girls to be kick ass. Weens has a good self defense move from her job volunteering with the elderly - the goose poke. See Weens parody commercial on our You Tube channel and hear some of her guitaring funnies throughout the episode. Wahooeey! Funny, sisters, stories, religion, church, beer, drinking, spiritual, higher power, Sabbath, TV, channels, commercials, prude, perv, Robert Schuler, Crystal Cathedral, Garden Grove, blankets, crocheted, eyes, message, advertising, wacky, sensitive to noise, Tuna Helper, phase, vacuuming, sunglasses, headphones, noise cancelling, fleas, tube socks, rubber boots, sleep, vampire, eye mask, earplugs, marbles, TMing, TM, write, writing, desk, bathtub, bath, books, pillows, water, cold, candles, 80s, Reagan, corporate, shoulder pads, beds, bed, king size, full size, sewed, quilt, custom, light sleeper, cuddle, snore, surgery, cpap, spoon, gas, asleep, dog, rug, coffee shop, discuss life, disgust, discussed, ecstasy, herbal, high, drugs, Chinatown, San Francisco, Chinese medicine, tea, bitter, headache, typos, misspelling, grammar, date, dating, online, drinking, boyfriend, Whiskey A Go Go, Hollywood, rock, band, RHCP, Red Hot Chili Peppers, guitar

Episode 18 - Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouse’s Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous, during, and after his fame on The Real World San Francisco. She gives her thoughts on the world of reality TV from being on the sets of The Real World and Housewives. Learn about our connection to the Real Housewives of Orange County and hear Mouse defend her love of reality television and escapism. Write in to join the conversation and be featured in our next episode! Outro music "Mama Soul" by Weens. voices, Bad At Love Podcast, self absorbed, work, kids, parenting, balance, self-doubt, motivation, therapy, socializing, hike, introverted, party, cinco de mayo, pool, boys, superhero, battle, avengers, 911, injury, pool, swimming, jumping, neck, stabilized, stabilizing, ambulance, paramedics, muscle, MRI, xray, x-ray, hill, scraped, roadrash, road rash, hosting, liability, friends, trampoline, skater, guys, injuries, wiener, weiner, vagina, litigious, bands, Primus, Green Day, Rancid, band, Puck, Real World, guitar, bass, Berkeley, Oakland, funk, RHCP, Chili Peppers, Bay Area, Fishbone, music, scene, white, 100 monkeys, 100th monkey, theory, evolve, evolving, butterfly effect, energy, fact check, Parliament, old school, backstage, Dave Rainey, David Rainey, nickname,  nicknames, sax, Cherry, hair dye, red, Laura Ingalls Wilder, tomboy, Mr. Bungle, Shattuck, Faith No More, FNM, Mike Patton, Gilman, Ivy Room, Mallard Room, Elbow Room, Elbo Room, Bottom of the Hill, high energy, wacky, bike messenger, soapbox, soap box, worm farm, interesting, bizarre, MTV, San Francisco, Puck, The Real World, cameras, camera man, camera, act, reality, normal, podcast, baseball game, wife, best friend, jealous, flirting, jumbo tron, kiss cam, fiancé, producer, pressure, behavior, perform, skewed, reptilian brain, exciting, house, angling, work, angle, Zebra tattoos, tattoo, piercing, pierce, belly button, bellybutton, advertising, bargain, Rachael, Rachel, footage, story, throw a drink, kicked off, kicked out, AIDS, Pedro, peanut butter, snot rockets, Christmas, Thanksgiving, dinner, invited, desperate, attention, ADD, ADHD, Christmas tree, farm, tradition, family, holidays, Grandma, forlorn, minivan, bear, Grizzly, hated, cool, guy, following the rules, rule follower, Sundance film festival, Sundance, years, friends, 2011, kept in touch, guest appearances, reunion show, weird beard, fight, hotels, chef, plane ticket, airport, Salt Lake City, SLC, Utah, Park City, fly, last plane, night, snowstorm, snow storm, shuttle van, shuttle bus, bus, shuttle driver, brother in law, picked me up, note, kitchen, nice, mushrooms, Hungarian women's wrestling, team, lost track of time, handle, trust, category, responsibility, responsible, trustworthy, hang out, reach out, experience, Real Housewives, Atlanta, Orange County, Beverly Hills, New Jersey, New York, Andy Cohen, Bravo, WWHL, Watch What Happens Live, cable, microcosm, vapid, brain candy, escape, learning, educating, educate, striving, escapism, seasons, aunt, uncle, orange county, original cast, neighbor, pilot, episode, families, cousin, actor, agent, manager, Vicki Gunvalson, franchise, cities, bunco, rubbing elbows, boyfriend, moved, job, prospect, impulsive, anxious, money, cater, waiter, caterwaiter, parties, events, locked down, quit, commit, adult, gravitate, pinball, 24 carrots, catering, waiters, backyard, serve drinks, The Vicki, drink, ratings, joke, joking, alleged, allegedly, company, nudge nudge, wink wink, vengeance, ego, husband, watch, watching, quitting, intriguing, intrigue, catty, cattiness, inner, real feelings, confront, confrontation, outlet, fighting, wrestling, fight, hit, taboo, suppressed, talk smack, secret, Instagram, twitter.

Episode 17 - Korean Day Spa An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids' hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didn't get along in middle school or high school, and brief thoughts on psychic connections. Then we delve into spa memories which inspires us to go to a Korean Spa the following day. We report back with all of the gory, naked details but have a few funny introspective revelations too. Write to us at with topics and we will talk about you!!! café, coffee shop, UCSD, University California San Diego, La Jolla, students, face shape, Bert, Ernie, public, promotion, contest, topic, email, beer, breath, Sculpin, Ballast Point, grapefruit, kids, video games, screens, remote controls, devices, TV, moral compass, The Greatest Showman, PT Barnum, Hugh Jackman, circus, freaks, oddities, musical, dancing, trapeze, parkour, aerial, gym, class, artist, De La Guarda, New York, Circque Du Soliel, exercise, ribbon, hoops, flying trapeze, swing, rope, San Diego, outdoor, activities, hobbies, soccer, after school, artsy, draw, alone, comics, movies, workshop, animae, social, teacher, Santa Cruz, t-shirt, carpool, soccer field, pores, confront, mean girl, mean girls, insecure, insecurity, big sister, sisterhood, friends, independence, senior, freshman, halls, cutting, cut, smoking cigarettes, rule follower, rule-follower, rebellious, rebel, rebellion, rules, cutting corners, cut corners, acting class, stomach, belly, chubby, Zendaya, babies, sit ups, flat, lump, pouch, pooch, media, body image, body, bodies, supermodel, Barbie doll, bathing suit, women, Chevy, Chevrolet, Suburban, SUV, miles per gallon, snow country, gas, minivan, psychic, energy, moon, molecules, spirits, airy fairy, aligned, stamp, Krusty the Clown, skin, detoxing, scrubbing, therapist, hippie, educated, mom, Kearney Mesa, Jacuzzi, soak, naked, nude, crotch, water, nakedness, nudity, massage table, room, beds, vinyl, bucket, brillo pad, water weenie, meat, plucked chicken, wings, thighs, folds, skin, sloughed, oil, product, baby skin, brand new, concubine, car, creepers, driveway, housecoat, Dolly Parton, quilted, button-up, robe, shower, dirty, steam room, panic attack, Los Angeles smog, steamy, face down, loofah, hands, rubber, plastic, humps, flesh, ass, meat, sideboob, tan, hot, farmer tan, hunk, warm water, tinkle, cramps, toes, Charlie horse, feet, calves, possum, feelings, sexual, butt, lip, vagina, spread, legs, flapping, meat curtains, hoot nut, orchid, oiled, slip, poodle, back door, period, tampon, string, tucked, Berkeley, Telegraph Ave, flute, flautists, boobs, nips, nipples, hard, cash, massage parlour, credit card, hair, waxed, supermarket, grocery store, vons, layers, beauty routine, soothing, relax, relaxing, language, erect, flat, discussions, earlobe, ear, hot, towel, slap, back, rear, spanks, cheeks, face, lesbian, abs, flex, flexing, flexed, flat, elbows, arms, IT Band, hip, leg, bruised, hurt, vulnerable, pleasure, lighter, adjust, hardness, softness, calf, ow, sensitive, running, beach, sore, tense, exposed nerve, Orange Theory, workout, circuit training, obstacle course, stations, work out, pampered, indulgent, open your mind, prude, vag, clients, cam girl, shapes, size, fat, thin, pubic hair, actress, believable, Whitney Houston, film, video camera, JVC, double decker, beta, stacked, music video, album, gold lame shirt, glitter, rouge, jean jacket, Tina Turner, rocker, bowling shirt, angel, laurel, ivy, glassy eyes, singing, rubbed 

Episode 16 - Are Millennials into Cougars or Just Open Minded This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, discuss female anatomy, and lightly cover marriage and divorce. Then we hear some behind the scenes stories of Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and give our thoughts on 15 minutes of fame and the Kardashians. Weens explains to Mouse how movies start off and which comes first: the actor or the money.  Korean day spa, naked, naked ladies, nudity, nudists, nude beach, San Diego, gliderport, Blacks Beach, Steve Van Zandt, dong, take a photo, large men, exhibitionist, hike, hiker, Sound of Music, UCSD, chubbie, chubby, film set, TV, TV show, Fox, Adam Scott, Craig T. Nelson, Craig Robinson, X-files, on set, cougar, young, older, old, millennial, open minded, experiment, PA, P.A., podcast, Tyrese, settle down, relationship, settled, career, comedy, show, stand up, Flappers, joke, May December romance, labia majora, labia minora, pink taco, tossing salad, three bean salad, meat mitt, little man in the canoe, clitoris, clit, female anatomy, cornhole, peas, raunchy broads, complicated, mind games, straightforward, attracted, flamenco, booty call, definitive, point of reference, Care Bears, He Man, tinder, profile, musician, creative, competition, bicker, competitive, kiss, kissing, divorce, divorcing, split, contract, alimony, common law, split, stay home, career path, money, husband, custody, support, fairness, cheater, Kardashian, KUWTK, Chloe, Tristan Thompson, baby, born, ploy, set up, storyline, reality, pregnant, sex tape, famous, press, paparazzi, Adam Sandler, Just Go With It, Kevin Nealon, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, The Hills, Speidy, tweet, bikini, helicopters, 15 minutes, agent, entourage, yes men, Kanye, gay, fashion designer, Paris, gossip, talent, promoting, comedian, luck, preparation, opportunity, film companies, investment, bonds, trading, Ponzi scheme, Las Vegas, hedge fund, business, taxes, Nevada, LLC, assets, meetings, script, work, investors, actors, money, pay to play, Russell Crowe, rider, contract, million, poster, promote, director, indie, attach, studio, Paris Hilton, assistant, dildo, strap on, mom, mother, sushi, basketball, backyard, story, stories

Episode 15 – Garry Shandling We catch up after our hiatus of spring break and pilot season. Weens explains her thoughts on living hand to mouth in the entertainment industry. Then we jump into Judd Apatow’s Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling documentary discussion. We interview our mom, who has a personal story about Garry Shandling from her past. The story evolves into learning about our dad’s history as a football player who went from the University of Arizona to the New York Jets to the New England Patriots in the early 1970’s. Our mom tells the story of their relationship and gives her feelings on our dad’s motivations and struggles. And we end up seeing a lot of parallels between Garry Shandling and our father, during which Weens gives her thoughts on acting and achievement and shares her own stories of self-sabotage and growth, a lot like our dad and Garry did. It’s another episode to get to know us and our family. This is us, folks! We are being ourselves, and we hope you gain something from it too. Music outro is Palmetto Bug Stomp written by Weens, performed by Angelo Moore. 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Episode 14Deep Thoughts Get to know our seriouser side, even though that’s not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt & effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids - baby Weens as a creative writer and baby Mouse as a caretaker. We hit the hot, hot topics of weather, traffic, and road raging in teeny vehicles, then delve into Southern California wildfires and a little more self-analysis, just to lighten things up. What do you do when friends and family show their political colors? Weens talks about seeing life through an actor’s eyes, a writer’s eyes, or from a give-no-effs perspective. We discuss friendships ending over Facebook fights, and when to be right or when to be kind. And we end on the light, light subject of what is the purpose of life. Enjoy our deep thoughts and please reach out with yours too! We’d love to hear from you at Burbank, Lincoln, afro, beard, Friday, TGIF,  vanilla, Americana, happy hour, parties, escape, cat, sleep, loved, plugin, plug, in, ignoring, attention, act out, teacher, meditating, TMing, trans meditation, transcendental meditation, launched, care, well-adjusted, supported,, steadfast, dynamic, loose ends, exciting life, involved, momlife, favorite, favoritism, military, fairness, right, wrong, rules, police, military, law, enforce law, law enforcement, security, help people, nurse, doctor, wife, med school, pre med, premed, pre-med, biotech, biotechnology, doctors, doctor, biotechnology, basketball, hall of fame, pastor, medicine, university, family historian, articles, memories, newspaper clippings, Griffith Park, rain, rainy, cloudy, Honda CRV, aggressive, driving, scooter, bicycle, fires, wood burning stoves, polluted air, air quality, L.A., bonfires, Agua Dulce, Palmdale, Witch Creek Fires, Del Mar, business trip, evacuate, rescue, firefighters, Orange County, neighborhood, home build, house, built, open space, fire season, ruminate, obsessive, social anxiety, reclusive, recluse, run red light, ticket, weather, traffic, LA, analysis, self-fulfilled prophecy, judgmental, Andy Rooney, 60 Minutes, Fox News, sluts, Bill Cosby, liberal, MeToo, Fox News, right wing, rational thought, climate, empowered, empowerment, offended, old lady, sociology, perspective, character studies, gesticulating, thinking, situational, elements, big picture, passion, act, bitching, engaging, script, observer, participant, participate, pick your battle, Trump, passionate, issues, talking out of both sides of your mouth, Parkland, Florida, semi-automatic weapons, ban, banned, school shootings, second amendment, 2nd amendment, politics, Facebook, unfriend, purpose​, friends, high school, friendship, money changers, Jesus, threw tables, love, kindness, suffering, abuse, yelling, distance, prayer, mental illness, safe, safety, neutral, neutralize, loving, enlighten, enlightened, conflict, elevated, people, soccer, playground, black, white, Mexican, Asian, brown, skin, kindergarten, environment, escapism, laugh, laughs. lav, lavalier, lapel

Episode 13Mouse Finds Her Anus Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting, wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy.   We ask the hard-hitting questions: Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping technique? Do you have embarrassing stories with your in-laws? PLEASE WRITE IN! Meet Mouse's husband in our second-ever interview, and hear Weens dish on Squiggy, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, and Bob's Burgers.

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Episode 12Fluffy humps. Birthday parties, the work-life balance and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters’ epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice list of self-help books balance out the online dating talk and hot toots. Comedy, girls, funny, relationships, life, kids, family, parenting, sex, fun, sisters, farts, birthday party, aunt, auntie, children, personality, personalities, colic, colicky, worry, selfish, selfless, population, adopting, adopted, procreate, instinct, desire, creative, rugrats, rug rats, create, artistic, human connection, validate, existence, art, music, people, fulfilment, screenplay, accomplishment, happy, happiness, America, United States, U.S., Japan, competitive, stress, suicide rate, USA, work, vacations, documentary, Michael Moore, Where To Invade Next, holidays, break, maternity leave, paid, unpaid, paternity, bonding, Sweden, pressure, pressured, weekend, projects, New York, mid-thirties, milestones, hormones, hormonally, saggy, droopy, perky, boobs, nipples,  Marty Feldman, Igor, snowboarding, Olympics, winter, girls, slalom, half pipe, boards, big air, Colorado, Breckinridge, proposed, proposal, slopes, snow, skiing,, snow country, Wyoming,  Tetons, Grand Targhee, Tahoe, frustrated, jump, bunny slope, confident, mad, angry, ski lift, black diamond, slopes, attitude, Jaws, sharks, La Jolla Cove, roommates,, kayak, Think and Grow Rich, Return to Love, Marianne Williamson, Conversations With God, flaps, Richard Dreyfuss, oceans, pool sweepers, shadows, leopard, breeding, fell, fall, scary, leaned, Tony Robbins, racecar, driver, lane, wall, crash, scared of heights, no brakes, curvy mountain road, Mt. Diablo, Mt Diablo, Mount Diablo, roadtrip, road trip, 101, Monterey, Big Sur, Highway 1, hyperanalyze,  exhausting, Analyze This, Analyze That, Robert DeNiro, orderly, satisfying, nerdy, Adobe alignment tool, newsletter, human interest, document, human behavior, just friends, friend zone, age, deep bond, on the level, sharing humor, experimental, Grandma's Feather Bed, feathers, Bob Newhart, Happy Trees, Bob Ross, Bob Odenkirk, nice, casting agent SNL, married, online dating, internet, single , young, hookup, hook up, stinkeye, moustache, mustache, handlebar, villain, hipster, OK Cupid, eHarmony, set up, word of mouth, healthy, self-actualized, mic, microphone, first grade, 1sr grade, daughter, beta tape, embarrass, hurt feelings, silly, entertainment, entertaining, disclaimer, jabbered, silly, conversation, cleavage, bigguns, associations, happy place, 12 days of Christmas, 5 golden rings, tits, tub, float, buoy, gifts, Amazon, Mr. Rogers, Fred Rogers, neighborhood

Episode 11 - Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents and Wrap Parties. We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games, and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting phone sex and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys' approval and the curse of being people pleasers. We segue into rollercoasters, pet guilt, hating crating, and animal rescue. Mouse got a kitten! Weens talks about the TV show wrap party, Vegas, gambling, hitting the stage and facing her fears with her supple vag. ​clouds, breathe, throat, smog, valley, emergency room, ER, air filters, clean air, air quality, fans, Prius, Arnold Schwarzenegger, commuter lane, carpool, ticket, fine, court, Bruce Willis, Moonlighting, cheesy, soccer, Lancaster, State Cup, San Bernadino, round, bracket, soccer mom, weekend, camp, busy, driving, expensive, ego, star, push, homework, state testing, pushed, woods, playing, scholarships, teamwork, video games, xbox live, multiplayer, multi player, holdout, hold out, creeps, creepers, information, hand-holding, fearful, shelter, filter, control, sexually active, respect, arm candy, text, aggressive, girls, texting, disrespect, disrespectful, psycho, internet, Chunk, The Goonies, 900 number, dark side, morals, core, awareness, values, drugs, 360, freeway, car crash, Mustang, Honda Accord, second-born, college, sousaphone, IBS, irritable bowel syndrome, Spotify, marching, march, dysfunctional family, latchkey, latch key, single parent, controlled study, authority figure, approval, men, The Female Brain, bad boys, chase, male figure, people pleaser, family movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, Strawberry Shortcake, peer, equality, equal, fairness, fair, Six Flags, Magic Mountain, rollercoasters, roller coasters, ride, adrenaline, thrill, Lex Luthor, anticipation, jump off building, tinkle, tinkled, sphincter, overcorrected wheel, spinning, Asian, driving, drive, Japanese, stereotype, horrible drivers, rearview mirror, fender bender, bumper, hit and run, film shoot, film set, Shaft, Delilah, Tom Jones, dorky, buck teeth, buck toothed, Pink Panther, sleuth, sleuthing, William, rocker, long hair, Primus, impress, friends, CD, truck, smashed, Great Dane, crate, cage, dog run, dogrun, freedom, goldfish, fish, tank, pond, raccoons, iguana, houseplants, died, die, toxic, kitty, rescued, orphan, shelter, organization, nursed, nurse, adopt, adopted, purr, purring, breeders, breeder, breed, purebred, pit-bull, pit bull, trust, mixed, mix, puppy, puppies, bored, dog park, mow lawn, pull weeds, chores, Last Man On Earth, karaoke, wrapped show, Citadel, Muppet Movie, Jason Segal, Jim Hensen, drag, dragging, event, co-dependent, regret, coworkers, social setting, mysterious, under the radar, casino, funny money, craps, triple line, pass line, field, keno, lounge, smoking, slots, Bellagio, suite, Chevy Chase, Vacation, beautiful people, Beaches, live band, Will Forte, Eye of the Tiger, Jessie's Girl, Jesse's Girl, Phyllis Diller, singing, sing, sang, gigs, bucket list, harmony, live, escape, vulnerable, coworkers, rock opera, blowhard windbags, running away, higher power, God, The Clash, Should I Stay Or Should I Go, The Beatles, Marina Del Rey boat show, star quality, show up in life, famous, 9 to 5, blowjobs, blowjob, good in bed

Episode 10 - Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House. Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad's death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death experiences... of course all peppered with some farts and an old lady yelling BM. Find us on social media to see our hot abs! cheap, frugal, hassle, Oxy Clean, OxyClean, bubble, Sherman Way, façade, ATM, tweet, twitter, analytics, fanny pack, beer gut, yoga pants, crocs, Open Wider, Slumber Party with Alie and Georgia, MFM, My Favorite Murder, Serial, true crime, John Wayne Gacy, Do You Need a Ride, Lost, WTF Marc Maron, interview, banter, escape, repressed, 24-hr news, shithole, retweet, fear, scare tactics, Ted Turner, OJ chase, If It Bleeds It Leads, formula, channel, baby panda zoo, blood, slanted, opinions, political landscape, State of the Union, red, blue, Obama, troops, Afghanistan, promises, vote, politicians, congress, presidential cycle, cater, waiter, creepy guy, Ferris Bueller, Cameron, dandruff, coiff, paunchy, weight, spinach, beans, dreams, dream analysis, lose kids, responsibility, stress, ex-boyfriend, guitarist, complicated, frijoles, closure, Mark Manson, The Art of Not Giving a Fuck, book, blog, self-help, insight, work, grounded, ghosting, tragic, heart attack, suffer, kidney cancer, repair, teen angst, acting school, repair relationship, hospital, caregiver, sick, morphine, brain, environment, lucid, lucidity, iv, hooked up, dilaudid, ripped, arm, fell, strength, pissed, reform, long-term care, blanket, nurse, button, acting job, care, dehydration, dehydrated, system, overhaul, technology, loud, speakers, page, patients, door, slam, doorjamb, abrasive, profession, dying, death, power of attorney, life support, consciousness, love each other, Mormon, LDS, Scientology, estate, insurance, sue, suing, lawsuit, ashes, stolen, Vegas, body, intact, buried, bury, unresolved, manifest, trapped, manifested, healthy, visit, smell, scent, warmth, lucid dreaming, comforting, medium, comforting, psychic, Seal Beach, Paul Williams, Muppet Show, Planet of the Apes, Rainbow Connection, Evergreen, Barbra Streisand, We've Only Just Begun, Karen Carpenter, Carpenters, songwriting, songwriter, Old Fashioned Love Song, bowl cut, Cousin Oliver, Brady Bunch, Smokey and the Bandit, Jackie Gleason, Dr Hopper's Frog Legs, Orson Wells, TV movie trivia, 1970's, 1980's, seventies, bowel movement, football player, concussions, concussion, mood swings, football, write notes, memory, supernatural, spiritual church, drank wine, cookies, skeptic, skepticism, Thomas John, @MediumThomas, NDE, YouTube, INES, survivors, being, translucent, time, instantaneous, darkness, light, understanding, love, human experience, help each other, Christian, atheist, beings

Episode 9Weens Goes a Courting.  Enjoy the new intro! We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she's a cougar, how to shave, whether she's just tickling his sac, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER NEXT MOVE WILL BE! Write to tell her! This episode's a long one but it was too funny to cut, so settle in folks. clapboard, director, testes, loons, lions, frogs, cricket, crickets, Echo Park, recording, reeds, water lilies, tuna, Mexico, La Payita Beach, Cabo San Lucas, swan, goose, geese, ducks, chickens, beaks, photography, bite, elbow, teeth, scared, chase, Joshua Tree, make out, makeout,  Northern California, corporate lake, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Kevin James, station wagon, skater kids, skate betty, creeks, swimming pools, summer, sport, bowling alley, bowling alleys, Berkeley, music video, shot, edit, Veritel,  footage, edited, ankle shooters, shoot, droop, droopy, Carol Burnett, Fezziwig, bra, stage, comedy, UCB, Upright Citizens Brigade, impov, improvisation, swagger, swag, high heels, corporate, marketing, business casual, workout, working out, tummy, belly, pooch, pouch, colitis, bowels, therapy dog, undies, panties, tuna tartar, joke, jokes, a/c, ac, air conditioner, ac unit, portable, generator, lights, rolling, stardom, fandom, fan, Pee Wee Herman, peen, peens, paunch, Ponch, Chris Eliot, Chris Elliot, Chris Eliott, Mookie, Mooky, hives, Something About Mary, Get A Life, David Letterman, Man Under the Stairs, Eagle Heart, Adult Swim, comedian, genius, glasses, awkward, eye contact, hug, uncomfortable, broke, wardrobe, Chinese, made in China, Tom Ford, sneak, sneaky, finky, fink, contest, JC Penny, JC Penney, teacher's pet, teacher pet, kissass, kiss ass, role, parenting, achiever, achieve, nature vs nurture, Leo DiCaprio, Inception, Leonardo DiCaprio, sexy, Barbie, body, bodies, Kardashians, Kardashian, Amy Schumer, overweight, average, normal, Lena Dunham, HPV, human papilloma virus, warts, STD, PSA, character, pervert, perve, WKRP, Johnny, Venus Flytrap,disc jockey, dj, Mr. Drummond, Different Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes, Gary Coleman, bike shop, ice cream, hitchhiker, hitchhike, hitch hike, 80's, eighties, flasher, flash, egged, magazines, Playboy, crank call, stash, creek, porn, pornography, Playgirl, John Patrick Shanley, Danny and the Deep Blue Sea, dad, acting, father, writing, salary, job, Joyce DeWitt, Three's Company, Joanie Loves Chachi, perm, bowl cut, bullshit, emoji, flirt, flirting, beard, vague, evasive, subtext, free, explore, codependent, behavior, cocky, bitch, coy, Vegas, girls trip, dancing, scavenger hunt, freak, freaky , OK Cupid, 4:20, pot, deflect, pressure, spotlight, mixed signals, armpits, age difference, Smurfs, Kurt Cobain, Woodstock, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, party bus, aging, Grammy's, sitting in gum, nervous, bush, shaving bumps, vagina folds, drink, chemistry, Smurfs, Snorks, Pokémon, Netflix, spooning, cuddle, honk, lube, lubricated, lubrication, Puritan, religion, religious, commit, commitment, vintage, throwback

Episode 8 - Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers. Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping, uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people.  Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow. hacienda, ranch, LMOE, cynical, industry, disgruntled, hours, agent, overtime, double-time, double time, paycheck, flat rate, teamsters, union, sleeping, 18-hour days, shifts, shift, regulate, rules, movie business, job, anonymous, memoir, memoirs, playboy, mom, poses, posed, skinny, awkward, tall, got milk, billboard, bathing suit, tan lines, bathing suit, tan, audition, non-union, bikini, G-string, G string, strip, bachelorette party, bachelorette parties, Nash Bridges, Don Johnson, Clint Eastwood, Bridges, Danville, Mrs. Doubtfire,  Hang Em High, impressions, lines, perimenopause, fallopian tubes, fallopian tube, ovaries, urethra, eggs, egg, Gleaming the Cube, skateboard, Teen Wolf, Winnebago, foundation, trust, growth, fantasy, conversations, message, text, drama, nose pick, nose picking, nose picker, popping pimples, zits, Doctor Pimple Popper, Dr Pimplepopper, Seal Beach, pimple popping app, zero fucks, rude people, waiting in line, movies, theater, Star Wars, honor program, ticket, relax, lotto, equestrian, Malibu, Santa Monica, horse ranch, trust fund, actor, surfer, mountain, flaps, PC, granola hippies, quiet, talk shit, talking shit, Dalai Lama, Jesus, Buddha, authentic, authenticity, feelings, anger, Ghosted, 


Episode 7Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame. Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating, vegan vs meat, Germany, Weens on the road. ​nerf gun, snore, snoring, scrotum, tonsillectomy, breathing, breathe, traffic, Glendale, air quality, east side, gang, Swedish chef, Fox studios, Sony, bioscience, graphic design, Sony studios, hot mic, peaking, Happy Madison, Allen Covert, BBQ, barbeque, MTV,  Judy Garland, Egypt, Kurdistan, Iraq, fisherman, tall, DNA, travel, nervous, cheating, packing, fly, flying, airlines, excuse, excuses, affair, suspect, suspecting, infidelity, taking break, northern California, pros and cons, anxiety, anxious, stomach, chocolate, chocolate, loser, Wauwatosa, massage, stroke, Constant Comment tea, accent, foreign, family, familial, twang, Angelo Moore, Fishbone, Ticketmaster, promoter, Celebrating David Bowie, Wiltern, bowling, coffee, dinner, musical director, ​Gavin Rossdale, Joe Elliot, Def Leppard, reel, music video, documentary, vulva, urethra, fight, Netherlands, Wow Airlines, Utrich, jetlag, jetlagged, venue, hotel, tour bus, London, Paris, Berlin, Joe Sumner, prick, coffin, womb, puss, twink talk, poop, poo, stink, stinks, diarrhea, doo doo tank, doo-doo, steamer, Roxanne, Bono, U2, creative, cocaine, 70's, sober, smoked, warmed up voice, read music, intuitive, suck it, Simi Valley, gardening, rats, crickets, bugs, clock out, Bob Dole, prestrike, pre-stroke, certified, elementary, school, garden to plate, farm to table, farm-to-table, school lunch, school lunches, food pyramid, food plate, balance, healthy, lunch box, lunch boxes, grab n go, snacks, packaged, quick, easy, eating habits, eating disorders, food issues, pizza, prohibiting, carbs, cow's milk, cow milk, cows milk, coconut milk, activist, vegetarian, pescatarian, calcium, AMA, pediatrician, recommended, recommendation, breast cancer, link, activism, industry, torture, torturous, land, clearcutting, clear-cutting, ozone, radiate, bacteria, killing, torture, Chris Pratt, sheep, farm, hand-raised, lamb, slaughter, USDA wand, put to sleep, hormones, hand-fed, loved, stress, stressed, blood, vitamins, hamburger, hamburgers, steaks, carnivore, carnivorous, steak, supply, demand, organic, driver, drivers, drive, driving, Mormon roadblock, passing lane, fast lane, autobahn, smart car, Germany, Munich, European, Oktoberfest, Munchen, Bavaria, Bavarian, beer, hops, shootings, Women's March, constipation, constipated, prune juice, travel bowels, vacation, Hogan's Heroes, I Dream of Genie, major, Schultz, Mr. Hand, slave, bottle, female empowerment, feminism, Squatty Potty, Santa Susana Pass, Charles Manson ranch, orgies, true crime, Tacoma, road rage, road trip

Episode 6Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper. Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O’Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang’s drag show, and the Dong Reaper on the subway, and we’ve got a party! Please excuse the peeing noises in the background. Mouse was drunk. chocolate vodka, Friday, Top Ramen, TGIF, sardines, New Year's, midnight and the ghost comes out, location scouting, camera, shoot, Angelo Moore, Fishbone, Amsterdam, David Bowie, Moonage Daydream, Berlin, BMH, TV shows, Last Man on Earth, Ghosted, Kristen Schaal, Will  Forte, Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, Jack Black, Adam Scott, Craig Robinson, The Office, Hot Tub Time Machine, Darryl, cast, crew, New Orleans, recognize, star, Dave Franco, The Room, Harvey Weinstein, NYT, New York Times, WTF with Marc Maron, interview, acting methods, Seth Rogen, juvenile hall, acting school, General Hospital, actress, indie film, orgy, scene, oral, naked mole rat, strip, striptease, Sade, Indian, Matt Dillon, Golden Gate, wrap party, San Francisco, barfly, whiskey, Long Island Iced Tea, lesbian, The Outsiders, Rumblefish, Rumble Fish, Conan O'Brien, Stella Adler, Marlo nBrando, Robert DeNiro, Harvey Keitel, big penis, peen, full frontal, nudity, Rockefeller Center, 30 Rock, tickets, Cheers, George Wendt, Broadway, Art, Martha Stewart, tape, archive, archived, shoot, capture, teamcoco, Fred Durst, Kristen Durst, Nookie, cookie, drummer, Manhattan, New York, NYC, John Otto, Hungarian tourist,  Scarlet Pimpernel, masturbate, masturbating, masturbated, performance anxiety, Lucky Chang's, Lucky Changs, Lucky Chang, drag, golden retriever, A train, subway, station, Alphabet City, trenchcoat, baby elephant song, wank, wanker, dong, jerking, shopping bags, brass knuckles, gun, safety, self-defense, protection, protect, Mohawk, animal lover, rat, pet, pneumonia

Episode 5 Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles. Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, and the real definition of a barker. Mouse talks about the early years with her husband, a gross ex, and how to know if you should marry someone. Weens tells about traveling with the Celebrating David Bowie tour and his musicians, and more fun stuff. Audio issues, trenchcoat, playing pretend, plasma car, pinterest moms, limits, motherhood, art of hump, siblings, vests, The Cure, mod, gothic, musician, new wave, ska, vomit burp, vitamins, Echinacea, Big League Chew, Bart, Primus, Berkeley, punk, George Jefferson, Martin Mull, Kirk Cameron, Growing Pains, Left Behind, Rapture, Bruce Willis, Andrew Shue, Melrose Place, feet, stomach noises, Greg Kinnear, Talk Soup, Friends, Monica, Rachel, SAHM, cook, garden, domestic, mom, location scout, doctor, nurse, draw eyes, obituary, two old broads, Rod and Maude, Bea Arthur, Golden Girls, Mrs Roper, Stanley, Three's Company, break the fourth wall, Ferris Bueller, receding hairline, Martin Landeau, Abe Vigoda, Fish, millennials, FUPA, plump in the pornhole, excavation, dinosaur, prehistoric camel,  spirit animal, boyfriend, poo, San Francisco, wig, street, Broadway, Amsterdam, Mike Garson, Adrian Belew, King Crimson, Frank Zappa, weed, Sting, Gavin Rossdale, Joe Elliot, Def Leppard, Claire Danes, Hobbit, armpits, stink, musk, glands, glandular, scent, smell, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, deodorant, married sex, Chris Martin, Coldplay, breakup, cheat, cheater, cheating


Episode 4 - Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens' flamenco lover, Don Johnson's toilet, and all the Bob Barkers. We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor, and talk about Mouse’s poops and lost hamsters. story, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, on stage, drinking, Netflix, Jim Carrey, psychology, nineties, The Mask, Adam Sandler, Happy Madison, guitarist, Spokes Café, LA River, bike path, Los Angeles, Happy Birthday, burp, belch, burping, belching, party, Jacuzzi, childhood, butt, jets, turtles, water, bottom, kids poop pool, turd, Baby Ruth, Almond Roca, beach cruiser, coffee, breakfast, beer cave, agent, New York, bikini, audition, Ford Modeling Agency, guitar, music, old soul, date, dating, fedora, courting, courted, impromptu, tea, Columbian, poem, kiss, kissed, Ozarks, Jason Bateman, Chris Farley, herlihy boy, spoken word, gigs, slippers, Nash Bridges, Dakota Johnson, Planet Hollywood, A listers, production designer, San Francisco, Pacific Heights, party, walk-in closet, shoulder pads, Jamie Gomez, Cheech Marin, Bob Barker, Christmas tree, ornaments, Angry Birds, meerkat, animal rights, freedom, basic bitch, deep thinking, cat, stare, smile, monkeys, Idaho, Island Park, cabin, black, brown, Grizzly bear, mauling, maul, 


Episode 3Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks. Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close-calls? We’ve got you covered. xmas tree, Christmas tree, party lights,, German, family secrets, genetic testing, adopted, identical twin studies, 23andme, variance, family tree, genealogy, seeing a guy, hanging out with, boyfriend, girlfriend, commitment, relationship, roles, Bachelor, smart, scientist, biology, graphic designer, humble, humility, ucsd, neuroscience, creative, distracted, Lion Witch and the Wardrobe, Wizard of Oz, CS Lewis, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Hans Christian Anderson, Willy Wonka, Facebook Messenger, middle school, skater, punk, smoking, bong,  bong hit, puff, pipe, pot, paranoia, fever, memory, married, divorce, drinking, drugs, addict, ex, custody, sober, long-distance relationship, art, philosophy, cute, fear, self-fulfilling prophecy, reality, fantasy, protect, drama, attraction, Scorpio, therapist, therapy, boundaries, personality, setting the bar, intentions, power, narcissist, narcissism, dynamic, self-help, EST, TM, meditation, alanon, driver's license, high school, Safeway, scavenger hunt, real estate signs, , bagels, invincibility, parties, drinking and driving, fake id, cop, Nebraska, social media, McDonald's, graffiti, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RHCP, tickets, John Frusciante, diminish, John Corbett, Sex In The City, SITC, Val Kilmer, Greg Kinnear, George Wendt, Kid Rock, Matt Dillon, Primus, Billy Joe, Green Day, attachment theory, avoidant, fearful avoidant

Episode 2 - Cropdusting, horoscopes, grandparents, boobs, and grandparents' boobs (lo-fi). It's time for girls to take back their bowels, loud and proud! Hear about Mouse's embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the deep, deep subject of grandparents sexy movies and boobs. gas, farting, fart, toot, parents, camping, board games, mafia game, murder, nervous stomach, colitis, gastrointestinal, gaslighting, Anthropologie, crime scene, cloud, theater, rock opera, stage manager, director, poop, doo-doo, in-laws, republican, democrat, Hillary, Obama, MIL, voice, apathy, debate, politics, OCD, neighbor, cat lady, authority, confrontation, honesty, Aries, Scorpio, compatibility, control, organized, judge, workout gear, housewife, cute, young, moms, perfection, garden, grocery shopping, Crocs, Jack Black, Jumanji, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, Night Court, Harry, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Hardbodies, Texas, Tucson, Arizona, designer, teacher, football player, model, actor, writer, producer, summer vacation, pool, teenagers, tweens, knitting, turtle, tortoise, entertainment, VHS, church, choir, Southern Baptist, Dukes of Hazzard, golf, Matlock, Lawrence Welk, Mandrell Sisters, Porky's, butts, bikinis, Farah Fawcett, Baywatch, German, wig, Acapulco, Hawaii, bath, pervert, nerd, dad, teacher, cantaloupe, banana, garden, pollination, fertilize, fruit porn, grandfather, singer, deacon, WWII, Jeep, radio operator, Africa, General Patton, back injury, PTSD awareness, GI issues, tomboy, feminine, muffled, empowerment, sharts, cooter, pooper, equality

Episode 1 - Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi). Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We interview our mom and hear how Weens got her name, plus hear about Mouse's kids and the birds and the bees. You shouldn't miss the pubic hair talk and hear about Weens' waxing experience. Weigh in on whether Weens should post her pubic situation on Tinder and if you have any 1970s Joy of Sex memories like we do! Enjoy our first podcast! Comedy, girls, women, female, funny, celebrities, suburbs, pubic hair, mom, son, relationships, life, Christmas, sledding, dog, wrapping presents, genetics, chromosomes, y chromosome, ejaculate, hemorrhoids, location scouting, film set, movie, tv, television, location manager, key location manager, location assistant, script, director, producer, breast exam, man boobs, tune in Tokyo, permits, fire marshal, contracts, insurance, entertainment, craft service, craft services, catering, PA, production assistant, filmmaker, loan, school, elevator, security guard, pell grant, government, celebrity sighting, Holly Hobby, lace-up boots, camera, film, flash cubes, developing, develop, canister, Robert Smith, mom, mother, infant, meat brick, canned ham, newborn, sausage, hot dog, weenie, grand central station, pie, oven, dog, vagina, where do babies come from, birth canal, Idaho, body odor, sperm, eggs, where do babies come from, you tube, youtube, dink, love trail, lovetrail, prune, pruning, groomed, grooming, triangle, wax, pube, Fabio, fireplace, Brazilian, crotch, bald turkey, yul brynner, yule, brenner, karate, transvestite, legs, leg, lift, laying, lying, lie, underwear, iud, landing strip, fumanchu, eddie munster, sideburns, bikini, bikiniline, wig, matriarch, burning man, single, hairy, hippie, hippies, pornstar, bush, afro, beard, fetish, armpit, lick


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